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coincés ensemble (01.07)
il y a plus d'une façon de communiquer. La dernière lubie du chef de section de l'unité de capture des loups garous avait été d'interdire les communications verbales entre les doublons nouvellement formés entre les stagiaires de la division et leurs partenaires futurs aurors, afin de nourrir leur soit-disant harmonie. Loin de cultiver une réelle entente entre les paires, il s'en était suivi une horde constante de petites notes volantes caractéristiques du Ministère qui, plutôt que de se rendre aux quatre coins du siège du gouvernement magique, voletaient d'un bureau à l'autre. Entre le Calédonien et sa partenaire, les origami sans élégance voletaient, pliés dans un coin de la vaste pièce dédiée aux stagiaires pour mieux l'envoyer dans l'autre. Leurs échanges se faisaient de plus en plus tranchants - and to think papercuts are nothing.Dearest and most professional Alice,
In his infinite wisdom, your boss wants us to write more paperwork about the different stages of decay in older werewolves for his files.
Do we ever get to see the sunlight in here? Or at the very least, the moonlight? I thought werewolf hunters were people of action.
Your favorite partner.
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il y a plus d'une façon de communiquer. Parce qu'ils avaient eu, un jour, le malheur d'entamer un semblant de chamailleries dans leplacard géantbureau propice à l'intimité et au travail d'équipe dédié aux stagiaires, Alice et Evan avaient été réduits au silence par les consignes intransigeantes d'un Volkine qui n'avait pas de temps à perdre avec les libertés fondamentales de l'être humain (notamment la parole). Pour autant, le travail devait être fait, et le mutisme n'était pas le meilleur moyen de travailler... de concert. Alors à défaut de voix, ils avaient trouvé leur voie, manuscrite, griffonnée, par le biais d'origami couverts tantôt d'encre ou de crayon de papier, qui évoluaient dans leur bocal comme autant de petits poissons qui servaient de bulles aux deux acteurs muets.Dear rising star of the auror elite,
I guess that underlining his canonical age last time as not your best idea after all. Beside, the full moon will rise in sixteen days, so he has to keep our brilliant minds busy, so we won't imagine news revolutionary tactics to catch those creatures alive.
Have you called Belby to steal his bibliography yet ?
Your one true partner.
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Most beautifully cunning huntress,
Werewolf hunting is serious business that wouldn't suffer any excellent jokes. Hope I can earn your forgiveness about my unwilling part in trapping you in this unpleasant task.
Speaking of revolutionnary tactics - ever heard of cellphones, or is the exchange of numbers a bit too intimate for you? I'm not quite sure where you draw your lines, they seem mostly random.
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To the gevaudan’s monster’s nightmare,
Forgiveness always come with a price, most of the time by the furniture of a very good lunchbox (a subway sandwich with a lot of ranch sauce can do the trick).
I don’t know, Am I supposed to accept to be geolocalised too, or is it just for work convenience ?
Anyway,
If you reaaaally want need it, the manbuned bae already has it. - Jaïna too.
Yours (almost)
Wifey.
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land of the free, home of the brave(ish) (04.07)
faut-il réellement souligner le fameux fourth of july américain? on lui a inculqué toutes les formes de prévenance, apprises par mimétisme et une curieuse contradiction auprès d'une mère douce et pleine d'une innocente malice ainsi que d'un père froid, mais d'une redoutable courtoisie. de bonne grâce, mais de mauvais cœur, il a griffonné un drapeau américain sur un sandwich (se trompant sciemment sur la sauce, n'exagérons rien), faisant office d'offre de paix (relative) à sa partenaire. s'il ne la juge pas digne de sa confiance relationnelle, le presque auror a au moins la sagesse de comprendre le danger de se chamailler dans une possible situation dangereuse - la paix pour préparer la guerre.Even if you hide your accent,
Do you celebrate the 4th of July? I hear throwing tea in the harbour can be challenging in the uk, but in the meantime, do accept this reproduction of your flag on an edible medium.
Your devoted partner.
P.S. is your boss still keeping you away for tomorrow's moon? i ask for pure prowess-boasting purposes.
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I knew it was bold of me to assume ,
... that you were actually able to know the difference between ranch sauce and bearnaise one... at the very least you are litterate enough to read the name of the fast Food (or you are a visual/logo person?)
We can share if you want <3
Your vert own liberty (lol) statue
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un pli étire le coin de son sourire, une satisfaction toute adolescente de se voir recadré aussi sèchement pour une bêtise aussi simple qu'une question de sauce - madame serait-elle capricieuse à ce point, du genre à provoquer des tempêtes pour un tissu de la mauvaise couleur ou une fleur mal agencée dans un arrangement commandé pour orner une demeure digne de deux héritiers de sang pur? (oh, comme il a hâte à leur future vie matrimoniale (nope)) le calédonien adresse un remerciement silencieux à sa bonne étoile de partager un appartement avec @Aedan Walsh en attendant, son ami de longue date se démontrant un colocataire agréable et facile à vivre (tout le contraire de sa promise, il l'imagine - elle se montre certainement affable lorsque ça l'arrange, non?)oh lady of subtle tastes,
we do pray for your forgiveness, we are merely trying to please a yankee far away from home. should we refrain from it in the future?
should i assume your lack of answer to the PS means you'll dutifully guard the fort and the papers tomorrow? shame, i miss you so much when you aren't there.
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Ô my (so) white liege,
Fear not, I do accept your apology, Even if you're not a natural, you sure are a good learner.
I'll languish during your absence, maybe cry a little too. Please come back to me safe and sound, the wedding papers are not signed yet
Your fair maid.
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Ô my (so) white liege,
Fear not, I do accept your apology, Even if you're not a natural, you sure are a good learner.
Please oh please don't die during this expedition, I worked too hard on you to have to do the same with another selfless and careless white boy, It's exhausting really ---
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white? what does being white have to do with anything?merciful lady haunting my dreams,
you're as wise as you are kind. i'm learning from the best apology-wise, though certain classmates really should be paying more attention in that regard.
if only for the pleasure of seeing you in a comfortable dress, i'll try to survive (at least until the wedding).
P.S. our biggest fan is staring. think she wants an autograph?
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my sweet ruffled bird
Kenneth Carden and the others baby judges asked me to ask you if you want to go to the pub with us after work?
Don't feel obliged to say yes,really ;-)
PS : really nice cockcard btw, hot as hell.
Pps: I only wear the most stylish gowns, tank you very much
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il a mal partout, le futur auror. la nuit a été rude - pour quelle autre raison aurait-on invité des membres des forces publiques à se joindre aux traqueurs de loups garous? le nid de la meute, gardé par des animagus non-déclarés, était encore partiellement inventorié au moment de l'attaque concertée. une fraction des indésirable a été arrêtée, et les autres sont partis en cavale, non sans assaillir violemment chasseurs et aurors. heureusement colocataire d'un excellent futur médicomage (@Aedan Walsh), l'ethelred s'est installé à son bureau, la tête flottant légèrement du mélange d'antidouleurs et de dictame, tentant de garder son déjeuner en place. la tête qui tourne, le vertige, mais il n'en laisse rien paraître, si ce n'est une impressionnante ecchymose en plein visage - non pas la seule qui teinte son épiderme, mais l'unique trace visible des combats de la veille. en lisant la missive qui lui est envoyée, il ne cherche pas à cacher son agacement, un léger soupir quittant ses lèvres, levant pour une rare fois les yeux au ciel. pourtant, le ton est affable, comme toujours. les manières courtoises, sinon où irait le monde?most charming fort-keeper,
You should see the other guys. Actually, aren't you the one processing them? Hope you enjoy that, btw. I know how much jurists love paperwork.
Speaking of which, not a fan of the type. Tell me how many sonnets they compose to the glory of our eldest brothers, will you?
your knight in shining (and scratched) armor.
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You were right not to come
I dont fancy acknowledging it, so don't get used to it. It was lame.
Mirko asked for the incipit written by the coroner about the case 2016-223b . Do you have it ?
A.
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Nevertheless, thank you for the invitation.
I've got the casefile, but there's a detail I'd like to study first.
If you're in a rush, I'll trade it for a pointer in the Ministry library. Why is the section on werewolves such a maze? It's like they're trying not to give your unit the tools to operate properly.
E. W.
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Ô treasured vice president of the best club at Hungcalf,
I have a task that requires a cunning mind and a rather bending moral compass. Care to put your best attributes in the service of all that is good and precious?
The man on top
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I am, actually, in a rush
two options : wether you tell me what you need, and I'll go for you, or I show you my trick to find you way easily
Please answer quickly, I feel his eyes on my neck. Not in a pleasant way. Russian bad mood is the worst.
A.
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This post it smells like bullshit more than the entire farm of my uncle from Texas.
Only care to please you, regardless of how.
I'm listening. Or reading, actually. What is it about ?
That bottom girl ( ;) )
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you do know i can still read your striked words while you pretend you're being charming, yes?
There's a meeting which will not be including interns, for some bogus reason. It's about the pack we've been working on. I want in, and you should, too, especially if your boss was serious about allowing you to come on the 3rd. Fancy getting feeling lucky?
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It was too funny, can't help it.
What's the catch, why me ?
Please spare me the "you're my partner. In crime" pick up line. It's the third time this week, and I'm tired.
L'écriture de la sorcière était moins lisible que d'habitude, pointue, nerveuse. De toute évidence, cette réponse lapidaire tenait moins du manque d'intérêt de la sorcière que de son éventuelle mise sous pression par l'équipe dont elle encadrait les activités, emmurée dans ses dossiers.
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Re: didn't you get the memo? (evalice iv)
it was funny. point to you.
No catch, Alice. I'm not about to throw myself into a new situation without all the information - and we both know if they're not allowing us in the room, it's because they don't want to tell us everything. You're my partner and it'll be your first time in the field like this. I don't want to be unprepared, or for you to get hurt when information could have prevented it.
have you met my friend Felix?
using bombarda on the first one may not have been the most subtle move. What are you, an auror bro?
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Felix, like, the famous one ?
Fine, I'm in it. But i don't have wings, me, so we must be really, really discreet.
... It was not Bombarda, just a very bad joke from a jealous fellow. Mirko just has caught Luke "red handed" and sent him to weep the floor.
Oopsie
Where should I be ready ?
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Re: didn't you get the memo? (evalice iv)
in the cabinet joan is always suggesting we hop into
20 min before the meeting starts. We'll have been studying in the conference room, and will pretend we weren't aware we weren't invited. With a little luck, it'll be enough.
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Re: didn't you get the memo? (evalice iv)
I'm glad to see you in one piece the morning
I thought you'll never made it. How is your arm ? I have some bruise, but ma aunt's personnal healing cream does miracles on echymoses. I brought it for you, if you want (I can show you how to use it, if you still fear that it's a trap ...)
It's more efficient with a massage btw.
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Re: didn't you get the memo? (evalice iv)
has your viennese musical carreer made you soft, wakefield? l'avait raillé un auror junior dès son arrivée au ministère, le matin même. o'leary pouvait bien parler, ayant accepté un poste cossu dans la brigade - a glorified trafic controller for brooms, no?, avait répliqué l'écossais de sa voix la plus mielleuse en guise de représailles. pourtant, le futur auror avait mal. encore. on lui avait pourtant dit que l'unité de capture des loups garous était plutôt tranquille vingt-huit jours sur trente, et le calédonien avait naïvement cru pouvoir tranquillement avancer sur sa proposition de cadre de recherche auprès de @Nerys Wynne pendant l'été - la douce innocence des débutants.never thought i'd say you were kind
without being sarcastic
But thank you. Will I be selling my soul to voodoo spirits as it gets rubbed in? Will it summon the undead?
Surely my roommate will be quite pleased to have the pleasure of rubbing this on my sore muscles. thank you, ô ruthless partner who only slightly dented her favorite weapon yesterday night.
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I cant assure there wont be any side effect,
Because this is actually pretty strong. But the others guys will be jealous to see you Heal so fast, and smell so good. And I know how you like to see envy in their eyes.
... If you don't want my help, tell your friend not to use it after midnight,just in case.
I dont want my better half to be spoiled for good.
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Re: didn't you get the memo? (evalice iv)
If you make me smell like a cajun steak,
You know the guys will be drooling behind me anyways. It'll give Joan something else to be annoyed about. Think we should send her a sample and not tell her about the midnight rule?
And lass, if anything, I'm your better two thirds.
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