i feel like shit. nobody's talking in the changing room. wtf went wrong?

idk... i really want to see you. and smother myself in your pecs. that'd be a nice death. (plus, it would cheer me up!)

i think... you need to drop your trousers because i'm coming home.

ps i love you

i know you must be down, but you guys were great! i love you babe!  

plus, come home. i have a surprise for you.

i know, babe. i'm sorry it didn't work out the way you wanted!
dirty boy! that wasn't (the only) surprise! oh, and keep your quidditch outfit, i'd like to take it off you (along with today's bad memories).  

love you more

Hi mon ptit Max ! Une petite soirée vendredi soir juste toi et moi comme au bon vieux temps ça te tente ? Promis on fait pas de conneries. Juste, on discute en buvant des bières !

Yep au parc c'est parfait    

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck babe! you can't do this to me! i'm at work! not in front of the dogs! also... damn you hooooot!    

wait is that an electric razor? drop it! i like that fur!  

also, drop those trousers and briefs. my co-workers'd like to see it all. thank you.       

ps: i am the co-workers too.

which one? all. of. it. like ALL OF IT BABE!
i'm sorry babe but i have a break at 4:00pm and you'd better be home bc i have to check every damn square centimetre of your body and make sure it's all still there.      

hey good idea that! let's do that! i'm glad you suggested this. (will check later!)

well, you really are a monster in bed, so i had figured the chewbacca part! can i just say i love it?

you know you're a dream come true anyway?   (please embrace the nude lifestyle.)  

for fuck's sake babe! how am i even supposed to work with that pic in mind??????? i am soooo doing things to you as soon as i can put my hands on you! prick!        

ps: i may have gone to the loo so people wouldn't see you... or me.

ps: i fucking love u, perv!  

babe! when you almost caught the snitch, my heart stopped! i freaking love you! do you know how amazing you were????
can i buy you sth to eat?

it was never because of you though! you're the best!

it would make me very happy indeed.
sushi?

and those quidditch pants! i mean!

i've got you babe.

keep thos on, actually. i like you all muddy and dirty!

(i'll never stop)

i wash my mouth and brush my teeth daily, as you're well aware.

(i do lots of things with my mouth)
(and i love you more)

(i'll never stop)

i mean, you kept looking, so i know you were aware!

(challenge accepted.)
(i'll squeeze you with love until there is nothing left)
(that sounded bad)

are you alone in the flat?
have just seen wyatt's very naked selfie. get out. now. leeeave you fool!    

(unless you'd rather stay and watch)

omg are you for real?  
who knew you were kind of kinky?  
i guess you can stay and watch. as long as you just watch.  
i mean... i know i certainly did... (know you were kinky, i mean)

you'd better not be comparing omg what do you even mean?  

am i though? am i really?  
(if it is so, i have to say i rather like this influence of mine)
all mine? i'll need some reassurance. tonight. preferably. and tomorrow morning as well.  
i have to say i sort of like him trying to be all hot for you... just knowing you're mine anyway. does that make sense?  
(can you blame me?   )

i mean, he's gorgeous, but you're so much hotter than hell babe!    

wait a sec, you are picturing me and my roommate now?    babe, i couldn't be more proud of your perverted mind!  
(also, you're freaking hot right now)
 

okay we have to stop before the pets in the store get confused and think it's a stick they can play with!  
also, you owe me big time tonight!  

too late leroy. too late.
(you're the one getting me all worked up, don't you worry babe)

poor stick you mean!
see you soon babe
luv you and your peach

i'll close the shop early tonight so we can get ready together for christmas! please be in the shower when i come home. also, contemplating you might be my naked christmas present underneath the tree!        
 Xxx